We all have one. That stubborn, unattractive, vibe-wrecking garden wall that’s ruining our outdoor utopia. Whether it’s a weathered old brick wall, a garage side crying out for a glow-up, or a breeze block barrier that's more ‘meh’ than Mediterranean, don’t worry. We’re here to help you disguise, cover, and zhuzh up those pesky garden eyesores using our expert’s top-notch artificial screening suggestions.
This blog will cover loads of clever ideas from our team on how to cover garden eyesores using low-maintenance ‘faux-liage’, pots, plants, living walls and screening panels.
If you're wondering how to cover outdoor walls with artificial plants, our green wall panels are the solution with a wham!
Crafted with gorgeous faux-liage (yes, that’s a word now), our artificial living walls create an instant vertical paradise. There’s zero faff, zero wilting, and absolutely no need to water anything. Simply attach panels using cable ties, screws or staples (depending on the wall), and voilà – your ugly wall is transformed into a lush, lifelike showstopper.
Not only do they look real enough to trick your guests (we won’t tell if you don’t), but they’re also UV-stable, which means no weird fading after a British summer.
For more info, read our guide on how to make an artificial living wall.
They’re perfect for hiding a brick wall in the garden, disguising garage walls, creating privacy between neighbouring gardens, as well as making a bold botanical statement (without committing to anything requiring regular maintenance!).
If living walls feel a bit too ‘vertical jungle’ for your taste, our artificial screening planters offer a sleek and stylish way to hide an unsightly garden wall – or a multitude of sins. We’re talking bins, sheds, drainpipes, outdoor boilers - you name it, we’ll screen it.
Choose from elegant bamboo-style screening or our phormium grass screening planter to bring structure, depth, and instant zen to any space. It’s like giving your garden a facelift – no trowel required.
We get it – you want plants to cover a wall, but perhaps you’ve been burned before. (RIP to that clematis that never made it past week three. Next time, try the faux alternative.
Here’s the deal. Climbing plants like wisteria, ivy, or star jasmine are go-tos for disguising ugly garden walls, but they can be notoriously tricky to look after. Some need very specific conditions, others take years to grow, and don’t even get us started on the time spent pruning.
That’s why our trailing artificial ivy and trailing pothos are a total game-changer. Drape them over trellises, wrap them around wall hooks, or let them spill from hanging baskets. The look? Effortlessly botanical. The green fingers required? Zero.
Mix in a few real plants in pots at the base for a faux-real combo that even Mother Nature might applaud. - Sarah, artificial plant expert.
Who says walls have to do all the heavy lifting? Bring in some shrubs to grow against a wall (or sit handsomely in front of it) for instant elevation. Big leafy friends like bay trees, boxwood, or bamboo, especially our artificial versions, are ideal for softening the edges of harsh walls.
Use different heights and textures to create depth, or opt for a matchy-matchy look for a sleek, sculpted appearance. Pop them in oversized pots for a modern finish. Bonus: they can move around with you, depending on where the sun decides to hang out.
Okay, this one’s not plant-based, but hear us out. Wondering how to make a garden wall look pretty or cover up ugly walls without painting? Sometimes the easiest way to fool the eye is to give it something fabulous to look at instead.
Think outdoor-safe mirrors (instant light and space!), quirky metal wall art, or even a gallery wall of repurposed planters and vintage frames. It’s like dressing your wall in its Sunday best.
Just make sure whatever you hang is weatherproof – or at least not emotionally attached to its current condition.
Ugly garden walls are just the beginning. Our screening solutions and clever styling tricks can also help you tackle:
Nothing ruins garden zen like a bin. Hide yours with freestanding screens, bamboo panels or tall faux planters for an instant upgrade. Out of sight, out of (smelly) mind.
Our shed or garage might be handy, but it’s hardly a head-turner. Give it a glow-up with ivy garlands, green wall panels, or a fuss-free living wall - tools inside, style outside.
Wrap trailing artificial plants, such as pothos or English ivy, around drainpipes to instantly soften their appearance. Alternatively, take it one step further and attach mini trellises or narrow vertical screens to create the illusion of an intentional, curated feature. It’s the makeover they didn’t know they needed.
If your fence is feeling a bit blah, faux bamboo adds instant warmth and texture, while screening panels give it a quick and easy facelift – no sanding, painting, or awkward neighbour chats required.
Still wondering how to hide an unsightly garden wall? Don’t stress - you’re not alone. We’ve all stood in the garden, cuppa in hand, side-eyeing that wall. But with a bit of creativity (and a whole lot of fabulous faux-liage), you’ll have it transformed into a statement backdrop faster than you can say “why didn’t I do this sooner?”
Whether you want a tropical paradise, leafy zen, or a stylish and straightforward refresh – we’ve got your back. And your wall. And your bins, too, if they’re bothering you.
So go on, grab a screen, an olive tree or two, or build a living wall, and let’s get that garden party-ready. Because no one - and we mean no one - has time for ugly garden walls. 🌱
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